With the World Ending And All…

Be sure to leave an out of office message on your email and change your outgoing voicemail message. Suggestions below:

OOO Message (Out Of Office Message):

Thank you for your email.  I am currently out of the office because it is the weekend and/or the apocalypse.  If feasible, and your email merits it, I may respond by iPhone if my time on earth lasts that long. If your email is uninteresting or I’m busy reveling and/or praying for salvation I won’t reply – tough luck.

Depending on the extent with which the world begins to crumble around us will determine the speed that I reply to your non-urgent message on Monday May 23, 2011.  Make that “if I’m able to reply.”

In the event the world does not end, I’ll be sure to unembezzle that money, except a few hundred I took to buy an iPad (sorry!).

If you got ’em, smoke ’em.

Outgoing voicemail message

Thanks for your call.  It’s entirely possible that neither you nor I will be around Monday when I’d normally return your call.  If I make it through I’ll try to return your call at that time.  If not – it was fun while it lasted.

If you feel your call is an emergency then it’s likely you have my cell phone number – feel free to try it out.  If you don’t have my cell number then there’s no way your call is that important, please leave a message or send me an email.

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